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兩個女人的故事A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt。″The doctor says,″Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of thecup。″A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop。 　　The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun。 So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out。 After15minutes of this, a lady-one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing。″I'mtrying to pop out this dent, but it's not really work ing。″″DuhYou have to roll up the windows first！″ 漢語翻譯:　　一個女子對醫生說每次我喝咖啡時都會傷到眼睛。 　　醫生說也許你應該先把勺子從杯子里拿出來。 　　一位女士把車撞了一個坑,于是就去修車。 　　修理工決定幽她一默。他告訴她,她只需把車開回家,然后從排氣管里往車里吹氣,直到凹陷處自己鼓起來。 　　這位女士如法操作了15分鐘。這時,她的一位女性朋友來拜訪她,并問她在做什么。我正在試著讓那個坑鼓起來,但這個辦法似乎并不管用。嗯……你必須先把車窗搖上去！ 。