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Mr youngman was brought tu uhe lounge of the nursing home to await his son。Since he was especially frail,the nurse was newer far from his side。 As ithappened,the ninety-year-old patiet had a strange trouble that day。Atleast once every minute he would slope slightly to one side of the chair,tilting his buttock。As soon as did so,the nurse hurried over and straightenend him rim right up。 Finally Mr Youngman's son Bod arrived。 "Well。pop,"The food's fine and the accomodations are even better_but there is one thing。" "What's that?" Cocking his eyes over his shoulder,the old man whispered,"It's thad nurse over there,shere,she doesn't let me fart!"楊曼先生背帶道醫護室的椅子上等待他的兒子來接他。他身體十分虛弱，護士總是不離開他。碰巧，這位90歲的老人那天遇到了麻煩事。幾乎每分鐘都要站起來慢慢的向椅子翼側倒，把屁股抬起來。可是，每一次，護士都會立刻把他的身體扶正。最后，楊先生的兒子來了。“您好，爸爸，”他說，“他們對您照顧得如何？”老人回答：“這里的東西很好，住宿不錯——只有一件事情讓我不滿意。”“是什么事情？”老人抬起眼皮，小聲說：“就是那個護士，他不讓我放屁。”。