有一架飛機(jī)上面坐有一美國(guó)人一個(gè)德國(guó)人一個(gè)日本人和一個(gè)中國(guó)人.飛機(jī)飛到一半突然沒(méi)油了,機(jī)長(zhǎng)宣布必須有一人跳機(jī)以減輕重量.于是那美國(guó)人就發(fā)揮其個(gè)人英雄主義精神走到飛機(jī)艙口高呼一聲:"美利堅(jiān)和眾國(guó)萬(wàn)歲!!"然后就跳下去了!飛機(jī)繼續(xù)飛.....這時(shí)機(jī)長(zhǎng)又宣布:重量還是太重了,還得跳下去一個(gè)人!于是德國(guó)人就站出來(lái),走到飛機(jī)艙口,高呼一聲:"德意志帝國(guó)萬(wàn)歲!!"也跟著跳了下去!飛機(jī)繼續(xù)飛.....這時(shí)機(jī)長(zhǎng)又宣布說(shuō):不行,還是重了,必須再跳下去一個(gè)人!中國(guó)人看了日本人一眼,站起來(lái)走到了飛機(jī)艙口,日本人趕緊走過(guò)來(lái)緊緊握住中國(guó)人的手:"好兄弟,我不會(huì)忘了你的!"中國(guó)人高呼一聲:"中華人民共和國(guó)萬(wàn)歲!!"接著一腳把日本人給踹下去了!!....
熱心網(wǎng)友
愚蠢的小日本
熱心網(wǎng)友
活該！就得這樣對(duì)付土鱉！
熱心網(wǎng)友
好極了,中國(guó)人就是聰明
熱心網(wǎng)友
好！！！！！
熱心網(wǎng)友
就是應(yīng)該!
熱心網(wǎng)友
難難難難難
熱心網(wǎng)友
cool
熱心網(wǎng)友
你說(shuō)這是諷刺中國(guó)人還是日本人呀？？？大家仔細(xì)琢磨琢磨!
熱心網(wǎng)友
一路笑到底！
熱心網(wǎng)友
踹下去的是小犬嗎？！
熱心網(wǎng)友
頂。。。。
熱心網(wǎng)友
聽(tīng)過(guò)只是美國(guó)人和德國(guó)人下的早了
熱心網(wǎng)友
如果喊的是“打倒日本帝國(guó)主義”可能好點(diǎn)
熱心網(wǎng)友
不錯(cuò)不錯(cuò)
熱心網(wǎng)友
要是叫我在上邊，我先把機(jī)長(zhǎng)干下去，再把夠日的日本人踹下去再才發(fā)揮它們的英雄主義，方趁我意我心。
熱心網(wǎng)友
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熱心網(wǎng)友
高，實(shí)在是高
熱心網(wǎng)友
你小子行呀
熱心網(wǎng)友
智勇雙全，挺解氣的---------- 有點(diǎn)簡(jiǎn)單化了......
熱心網(wǎng)友
離奇！
熱心網(wǎng)友
好極了！